NASCAR Dad (thread spin-off)

Requirements

1. Flannel clothing, preferably shirts
2. White T-shirts worn as outer garments
3. Gigantic TV, rear projection, just fitting in the living room of the double-wide.
4. Either Chevy or Ford pick-up. Prefer Avalanche or F-150.
5. Foam beer cooler thingy
6. Considers Sizzler top notch vittles
7. Anything beyond the TWO-step is mass confusion.
8. Budweiser flows like wine at parties.

Optional Equipment

1. Chicken Soup for the NASCAR fan.
2. At least one bull riding/rodeo belt buckle, either earned or purchased.
3. Guns, lots of guns.
4. Canine of questionable breeding
5. Spouse with whom he shares an alarming amount of DNA