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NASCAR Dad (thread spin-off)

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by GuardsRed, Dec 13, 2003.

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  1. GuardsRed

    GuardsRed Karting

    Nov 4, 2003
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    Alexandria, VA
    Full Name:
    Sam
    #1 GuardsRed, Dec 13, 2003
    Requirements

    1. Flannel clothing, preferably shirts
    2. White T-shirts worn as outer garments
    3. Gigantic TV, rear projection, just fitting in the living room of the double-wide.
    4. Either Chevy or Ford pick-up. Prefer Avalanche or F-150.
    5. Foam beer cooler thingy
    6. Considers Sizzler top notch vittles
    7. Anything beyond the TWO-step is mass confusion.
    8. Budweiser flows like wine at parties.

    Optional Equipment

    1. Chicken Soup for the NASCAR fan.
    2. At least one bull riding/rodeo belt buckle, either earned or purchased.
    3. Guns, lots of guns.
    4. Canine of questionable breeding
    5. Spouse with whom he shares an alarming amount of DNA
     

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