Requirements 1. Flannel clothing, preferably shirts 2. White T-shirts worn as outer garments 3. Gigantic TV, rear projection, just fitting in the living room of the double-wide. 4. Either Chevy or Ford pick-up. Prefer Avalanche or F-150. 5. Foam beer cooler thingy 6. Considers Sizzler top notch vittles 7. Anything beyond the TWO-step is mass confusion. 8. Budweiser flows like wine at parties. Optional Equipment 1. Chicken Soup for the NASCAR fan. 2. At least one bull riding/rodeo belt buckle, either earned or purchased. 3. Guns, lots of guns. 4. Canine of questionable breeding 5. Spouse with whom he shares an alarming amount of DNA