News Flash on DES namechange.......

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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    DES, as we all know, has changed his name to Carbon and NOW I find out why....

    Not only does he regularly consume TEN cheeseburgers (ok White Castle but still) for lunch then three double cheeseburgers at McD's (occasionaly one of them is a double quarter pounder) with SUPER SIZED fries for dinner in the same day... now I find out that when he ventures outside of his burger bubble, he opts for the FOOT LONG chicken parm hero, with the SIDE LOAF of garlic cheese bread to boot.

    As Dr. Atkins rolls in his new grave, what else could it be but CARBon!


    PS MarkPDX, Jordan Witherspoon and Bruce Wellington will corroborate these facts.
  2. MarkPDX

    MarkPDX F1 World Champ
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    You forgot about all the CARBONated beverages he drinks :D I suspect his percentage daily values aren't based on a 2000 calorie diet.
  3. jordan747_400

    jordan747_400 F1 Veteran
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    Im on it, this is the real deal --IT WORKS!
  4. PeterS

    PeterS Three Time F1 World Champ
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    How about calling him CarBon-Bon?
  5. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    Oh, man... This is just false... Never in my life have i eaten three double cheeseburgers in one sitting... :D
  6. MarkPDX

    MarkPDX F1 World Champ
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    Just because you got up for a refill of Coke between burgers doesn't make it more than one sitting :D

    How was the movie last night?

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