DES, as we all know, has changed his name to Carbon and NOW I find out why.... Not only does he regularly consume TEN cheeseburgers (ok White Castle but still) for lunch then three double cheeseburgers at McD's (occasionaly one of them is a double quarter pounder) with SUPER SIZED fries for dinner in the same day... now I find out that when he ventures outside of his burger bubble, he opts for the FOOT LONG chicken parm hero, with the SIDE LOAF of garlic cheese bread to boot. As Dr. Atkins rolls in his new grave, what else could it be but CARBon! DL PS MarkPDX, Jordan Witherspoon and Bruce Wellington will corroborate these facts.
You forgot about all the CARBONated beverages he drinks I suspect his percentage daily values aren't based on a 2000 calorie diet.
Oh, man... This is just false... Never in my life have i eaten three double cheeseburgers in one sitting...
Just because you got up for a refill of Coke between burgers doesn't make it more than one sitting How was the movie last night?