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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Indifferent -
    Rushes in, raises dress with a "whoop," pulls crotch of panties aside
    and squats with great force, rattling windows and causing breasts to
    bob up and down. Hums lively tunes and sounds like a bucket of water
    being poured from third story window.

    Cautious -
    Has heard of so many girls contracting VD from toilet seats that she
    straddles bowl, leans over to flush, pees on her nylons.

    Worried -
    A week past due. Squats thoughtfully, counting days overdue on
    fingers. Uses toilet paper, examines it hopefully. Peers into toilet
    before flushing, sighing deeply. Walks out biting nails after
    forgetting to wash hands. Resolves never to go to bed drunk again.

    Conceited -
    Approaches toilet with undulating movements, giving the other girls
    high-fives. Raises dress by fingertips. Expression while peeing
    indicates that such a lovely creature should not be compelled to
    attend to such lowly duties. This type farts louder than a firecracker
    and stinks like a goat.

    Sloppy -
    Skirt drags in toilet while squatting, pees all over front of toilet
    seat, never uses toilet paper, drags her business all over seat,
    forgets to flush and emerges with back of skirt caught in pants.

    Timid -
    Looks under stall door to see if anyone else is in the can, turns on
    faucet full force, backs up to toilet, squats quickly, flushes for
    constant flow of water, coughs, hums, listens intently to learn if
    sound other than faucet can be heard. Ends up with loud fart, walks
    out blushing.

    Cross-Eyed -
    Sits on one cheek on the side of the seat and pees all over the floor.
    Usually wears rubber boots on her visits to the can and carries a box
    of Kleenex in her purse.

    Frivolous -
    Lets stream go in little squirts to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your
    Boat."

    Literary -
    Always takes book of the month to the can with her. Blames "Forever
    Amber" for her piles.

    Big Time -
    Always leaves toilet door open while she chats and brags to the other
    girls about the guy she "had" last night. Shows girls her panties with
    black lace edging and "Welcome" embroidered in the crotch. Has
    never been to bed with a man.

    Drunk -
    Wobbles to toilet. After several attempts, manages to raise dress.
    Squats on toilet with shrieks of laughter, pees for awhile singing
    happy little songs. Suddenly starts sobbing uncontrollably as she
    realizes that she forgot to pull her panties down. Sighs, continues
    to pee and sob.
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    DL
     
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  3. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Dec 23, 2002
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    Haha ! I think i've met Miss Conceited before :)
     

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