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Oath of Ferrarichat

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  1. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    I hereby declare, an oath,
    that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign blog, forum, website, channel, or internet destination, of whom or which I have heretofore been a member or netizen;
    that I will support and defend the written and unwritten rules of Ferrarichat against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
    that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same;
    that I will bear arms on behalf of Ferrarichat when required at the trolls;
    that I will perform noncombatant service in Ferrarichat when required at trolls;
    that I will perform work of Ferrarichat importance under my own nic when required at the trolls; and that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose or evasion:
    So help me Enzo.
    Yes, so help me Enzo...
     
  2. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    i love this country.
    :::wipes away tear:::
     
  3. Dave Radu

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    Such dedication. You must sit at the right hand of the ferrari gods.
     
  4. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Damn, I want to see Des, err...Nno.. whatever...get that tattooed acrossed his forehead.
     
  5. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    Oh dear Ferrucio,
    Kick Enzo in the head for me while your up there.
     
  6. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Ferrucio would kick Enzo in the head but he cant seem to catch him up there either! :)

    DL
     
  7. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #7 wax, Jan 22, 2004
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  8. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    haha. That was good
     
  9. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    Why would Ferrucio need to catch Enzo? He need only look behind and see Enzo right there, just as before, with his head up his a$$.
     
  10. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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  11. MarkPDX

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  12. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    The link is to a .wav file.
    That's Ferrucio Lamborghini pictured as Dieter (Mike Myers on SNL's Sprockets).
    Sprockets quotes fit within the context of these Lamborghini threads:
    "I'm happy as a little GIIIIIRL."
    "You are beautiful and angular."
    "Your story has become tiresome."
    "You plug your show with the subtlety of a flying mallet."
    "A fat man and a shprinkler are soon together."----Old Bavarian adage
    "Vould you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abst-monkey."
     
  13. MarkPDX

    MarkPDX F1 World Champ
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    Thanks for the explanation. Having never actually seen even a single episode of SNL I am sometimes rather clueless.
     

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