How to speak Essex...... This has been an invaluable guide to me...... alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item amant - Quantity; sum total ("Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend") >assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ("That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day") branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ("Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?") cort a panda - A rather large hamburger dan in the maff - Unhappy ("Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit dan in the maff") eye-eels - Women's shoes Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired (Trace: "Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs ta go in the garrij cos it aint working proper") Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island lafarjik - Lacking in energy ("I feel all lafarjik") oi oi! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ("I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig") Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday tan - The city of London, the big smoke webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. ("Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour") wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. ("I told ya a fazzand times already")
10 out of 10 Tony, all the boys that work for me that live in Daggannnamme talk like that, Anyone in the building industry will know that essex is the Mecca of ceiling fixers. Completely different from the more cultured Souuuth Londoners.
Gorrrrr Blimmmeyy guvnorr!!! Dinnnt wannaa hearrr about that essssexx trashh. I off 4 a cuopppa rossseee leeee...me old treeekle!!
Hi andy Ummmm just a little...u popping to KHP on Sat morn for a chat a coffee???? I feel the need to have a little burn!!
Well im booked on the 19 April Trackday at Silverstone, bet its pissing down that day. Just wandered if any southern guys going up if we could meet and convoy ?? Joe Image Unavailable, Please Login
Joe hi nice to see you back to rainy uk, booked dry warm weather for the 19th so wait and see, cheers Dale.
Sorry can't make Saturday as football and Ferrari on the same day would cause serious wife melt down. Happy to meet to go to silverstone though, plenty of time to sort that, Hopefully we can get out and play before that.
