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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by RED HEAD, Feb 11, 2004.

  1. RED HEAD

    RED HEAD Karting
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    Nov 30, 2003
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    How Times have changed. Received this today on email from a mate:

    This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls,

    > printed in the early 60's in the UK, written by a woman!

    "When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as
    possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired
    husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do
    for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to
    achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply
    face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking
    to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband
    it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your
    commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being

    mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When
    he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have
    had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient

    and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust

    your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.

    Rgds,

    H
     
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  3. chaa

    chaa F1 Veteran

    Mar 21, 2003
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    Now thats..........a good woman.
     
  4. matkat

    matkat Formula 3

    Mar 18, 2003
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    Dave McGuire
    How I wish those days were back
     
  5. wazza

    wazza Formula Junior

    Oct 9, 2003
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    I always wonder why my dad was always so bloody happy in the mornings.
    Now I know.

    Can you still buy a copy?
    I've just thought of a great Valentine present for my wife.!?!?!?!?

    "Should your husband suggest any of the more UNUSUAL practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent.
    It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep"

    This bit has got to be my favorite and I'm damned sure I wouldn't fall promptly asleep..... SO GET ON WITH IT WOMAN; I'M WAITING.


    Wazza
    (sorry no gif to support this one)
     
  6. 456mgt

    456mgt Formula Junior

    Mar 24, 2002
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    Kevin
    You might if she sang you a song Wazza. Or might that be a bit difficult? :)
     
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  8. wazza

    wazza Formula Junior

    Oct 9, 2003
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    Difficult ? .....Damned near impossible I reckon.!!!!.

    Wazza
     
  9. PSk

    PSk F1 World Champ

    Nov 20, 2002
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    Pete
    Sounds boring to me ... who says your wife cannot start the process ;), and make as much noise as she likes :D

    Pete
     

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