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OT - Bush & Condi dialogue

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    This made me laugh!

    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
    Condi: Sir, I have a report about the new leader of China.
    George: Great. Lay it on me.
    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
    George: That's what I want to know.
    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
    George: That's what I'm asking. Who is the new leader of China?
    Condi: Yes.
    George: I mean the fellow's name.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The guy in China.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The new leader of China.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The main man in China!
    Condi: Hu is leading China.
    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
    Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
    Condi: That's the man's name.
    George: That's who's name?
    Condi: Yes.
    George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the
    new leader of China?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's
    dead in the Middle East.
    Condi: That's correct.
    George: Then who is in China?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir is in China?
    Condi: No, sir.
    George: Then who is?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir?
    Condi: No, sir.
    George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new
    leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N.
    on the phone.
    Condi: Kofi?
    George: No, thanks.
    Condi: You want Kofi?
    George: No.
    Condi: You don't want Kofi.
    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
    glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
    Condi: Kofi?
    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
    Condi: And call who?
    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
    George: Will you stay out of China?!
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the
    guy at the U.N.
    Condi: Kofi.
    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on
    the phone.
     

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