OT - The Evolving Story Game...

once more was never the Carpenters best hit either. Richard Chamberlain decided that his lack of acting, singing and songwriting skills would make him ideal for BB7.
The phone rang, it was Davina

 

Daniels who, according to Google, is a UK transvestite. His/her involvement began

 

when richard

 

had been to Bangkok for

 

a

 

windscreen wiper for his Ford Zephyr. They were dead cheap over there. Wasn't too cheap when you took into account the flight but logic wasn't Richard's best point. The man on the wiper stall said

 

"love u long time ....$3" then

 

"I make you come plenty", whilst inserting the pingpong balls into her

 

table tennis training kit and

 

handing over the secret code. Richard had passed the test but where was Red

 

fashioning a rudimentary net out of a discarded

 

haired raver, Rikki Lamb, as he hadn't seen him for

 

a

 

long

 

time since the meeting where they reminded each other that it was 3 words minimum!

Nervertheless Rikki had a secret. Rolf Harris was back on the scene and this time

 

he was a

 

Welshman. Tie me daffodil down boyo.

Rikki, Richard and Rolf all in Bangkok at the same time? This could only mean

 

that the time had come for a bit of bangra music, this was happily provided by

 

the holy trinity; the father, the son, and the holy goat. But the dangers of bringing together three such luminaries could cause a rent in the space time

 

continuim which would only cause further

 

anguish for Richard in his quest to get back on TV.

Richard had a cunning plan to eliminate the other 2 members of the sect plotting against him, he would

 

firstly try to kill them by

 

secondly, if that didnt work, make a sex video with the bangkok babe (Davina) , this would have the effect of

 

boring them to death and

 

entering them as contestants on Countdown. Death by boredom, the ultimate revenge. Muwhahhhhaaahhha

Only one slight problem, his ally on the dark side, twice nightly Whitely was dead. The only other person that could host Countdown and carry out the dastardly deed was