Paris Hilton TV interview -------------

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  1. tonyh

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    #1 tonyh, Dec 10, 2003
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    Sat Night TV , USA.....

    TINA FEY: Paris Hilton's name has been on everyone's lips these past few weeks. Here now in an exclusive interview with Jimmy Fallon is Paris Hilton.
    JIMMY FALLON: Thanks for coming on. As we agreed, we won't be discussing the scandal that's been in the papers these past couple weeks. We just want to find out about you, Paris Hilton. So, your family, the Hiltons, own hotels all over the world, right?
    PARIS HILTON: Yes, they're in New York, London, Paris.
    FALLON: Oh wait, so there actually is a Paris Hilton?
    PARIS: Yes, there is.
    FALLON: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?
    PARIS: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you've heard.
    FALLON: I hear the Paris Hilton is very beautiful.
    PARIS: I'm glad you've heard that.
    FALLON: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton?
    PARIS: No.
    FALLON: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?
    PARIS: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable.
    FALLON: I'm a VIP. I may need to go in the back entrance.
    PARIS: It doesn't matter who you are. It's not gonna happen.
    FALLON: Fair enough. Now, I throw a lot of events. Do they have a ballroom there?
    PARIS: We do.
    FALLON: Great. I'd love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton. Sounds awesome. I'd like to check into the Paris Hilton.
    PARIS: I don't think you can.
    FALLON: Really? Cause I'll only be able to stay there like a minute and a half, two minutes tops.
    PARIS: Good luck.
    FALLON: Paris Hilton, everybody.
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  3. Nibblesworth

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    Forkin' funny stuff! Suprised that she agreed to do the skit.
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  5. zjpj

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    Nov 4, 2003
    hahaha, hilarious. Sounds like an Alig G episode (which I am now obsessed with).

    Ali : When can you murder someone?
    Pickles : Well that's really a nonsensical question if I may say so because if you are entitled to kill somebody it's not murder.
    Ali : OK, but can you murder someone if someone, lets say called your mum a slag, diss your mama? .. If they call your mum a slag, you ring up the police, the police 'aint gonna do nothing, you know they laugh at you.
    Pickles : It depends I suppose, if you called my mother a slag and I then killed you, provocation can reduce murder to manslaughter,
    Ali : So where's the line then? If they call her slag - manslaughter, if they call her ***** - is that murder?
    Ali : Do you think women should be on juries?
    Pickles : Oh yes, of course.
    Ali : What about when they got the painters in?
    Pickles : I'm sorry?
    Ali : What about when it's rag week? How can they be thinking straight, serious! Serious, my woman, she doesn't know what's going on, guilty *everyone is guilty when it's her time, everyone is guilty, I do something small - GUILTY! You should be chopped, whatever.
    Pickles : I don't honestly think you could start asking people intimate questions and say "no, you can't do this."
    Ali : Exactly, this is why you should not have women on juries.
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