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  1. sletti

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    #1 sletti, Jan 26, 2004
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    I'm planning some mods to my Fcar. Hopefully it will look like this. Internal mods include a bank of seven Trabant engines running on compressed Zebra bowel gas, the gearbox form a Pullman class 1926 4-8-2 steam locomotive, and fluffy dice.

    Not to mention that the whole thing will be held together with pangolin bile. A most adherous substance!

    Bling innit?

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  3. wazza

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    Don't forget the furry dice and nodding dog.!!!!!!

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  4. CalGTS

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    it's not going to be very fast without some stickers tbh

    lol :)
     
  5. Andy hls

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    The sultan would like that one
     
  6. Robertb

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    Didn't Koenig build one like that??
     
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  8. ric355

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    You need to add a set of purple neons and a couple of those earthing strips people used to add to the back of their Ford Cortinas.
     
  9. wazza

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    BOUNCY SUSPENSION
     
  10. stevep

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    wheres the parachute to stop the thing? :)
     
  11. wazza

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    Hey,

    Don't forget the whip aerial.

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  13. wazza

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    Stig,

    You definaltely need one of those flamey things
     
  14. gumball3000

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    And don't forget the fake notrous! You can also buy a cigarette lighter that looks like a kill switch....For that race look......

    Classy!

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  15. sletti

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    #12 sletti, Jan 27, 2004
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    Thanks for your suggestions.

    I have ammended my design, and I now have big air intakes and a multi directional exhast system pointing upwards to increase downforce, purple neons, a shedload of stickers, a whip arial (with racoon tail for real class), and a parachute for real emergencies.

    I had no idea that you were all as knowledgeable on the subject of customisation as you have shown yourself to be. In fact, I think I'm gonna cry......

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  16. hedge

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    Just need to add the stig-head back in there for the picture to be complete.
     
  17. sletti

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  18. 360CS

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    Stig you need to get that thing on a trailer and off to Santa Pod?

    Or off the the scrap yard............criminal mods those...

    pls give me the codes again pls for Sunday.

    Many thanks

    Joe
     
  19. sletti

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    Joe,

    I'd truly love to get it on the pod, buy if my calculations are correct, after three millionths of a second it will pass the speed of light and start travelling backwards in time. I figure for a standing quarter, it will take minus 5 months, 1 week, four days, 11 hours, 47 minutes, 16.985 seconds. So after its first run it will go backwards in time to some point before it was modified.

    Bring a new meaning to "rebuilding you car after every race"! N'est pas?

    This is all assuming that I have a full grasp of multi-temporal causality.

    Alternatively, I could be talking bollocks, and perhaps the breakers yard is best, mind you I was planning some ICE mods; 2.5kW power amp into a set of 1m diameter subs. Mmmmmm! 28" widescreen plasma screens, front and back, DVD, CD and laserdisk. Must go down to Halfords.....

    How about a machine gun turret from an Avro Lancatser........

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  20. tonyh

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    Stig,
    get off the sauce !
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  21. sletti

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    Tony,

    That's the weird thing, I haven't drunk alchohol for nearly twenty years!

    Two of my greatest loves are the English language, and the love of talking just utter bollocks! And this site just gives me the freedom of expression.......

    Stig
     
  22. ric355

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    Personally, I think these mods are really cool and I am thinking of asking Stig to do mine for me.

    Stig - what are your charges for a full-on package?
     
  23. sletti

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    Richard,

    All my life I have lived for the opportunity to do a "commissioned" piece. My prices are resonable, and are entirely negotiable, however I only take payment in the following currencies:

    Altarian Dollar
    Flanian Pobble Bead
    Ningi
    Triganic Pu

    We can discuss your option list at a later date..

    Tony, looks like we can put a site together to challenge "The Hayez Squad"!!!!

    Stig
     
  24. tonyh

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    Stig,
    you read my mind viz a viz Hayez squad......i'll be bringing camera on Sun !
     
  25. sletti

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    Booyakkahshahhh!
     
  26. ric355

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    I'll pop down to the Intergalactic Bank tomorrow...
     
  27. sletti

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    #24 sletti, Jan 30, 2004
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    I Decided that my mods were not elegant so I thought I'd convert it to an anti-gravity hover car.

    If I can only work out the best location for the flux capacitor.....

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  28. Dale

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    Doc any chance of a ride in that beaut,

    Mc,Fly.
     

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