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Polite ways to say your zipper is down...

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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

    Aug 3, 2002
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    Carbon McCoy
    ...by David Letterman...

    10. The cucumber has left the salad.
    9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
    8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
    7. Paging Mr. Johnson...Paging Mr. Johnson.
    6. Elvis has left the building.
    5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
    4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
    3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
    2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
    And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
    1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
     
  2. AnotherDunneDeal

    AnotherDunneDeal F1 Veteran

    Jun 2, 2003
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    James Dunne
    A friend of mine had a good comeback if someone told him his fly was open. He would just say " I was trolling to see what I could catch".
     
  3. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
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    BRUCE WELLINGTON
    HAD TO LOOK...THOUGHT IT WAS A GARY GREEN THREAD..............
     

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