Premature Obituaries

Seems a lot of people I know personally are dying and nice things are said about them, as it should be done but I thought it'd be nice if we could write our own obits before our demise, Mark Twainesque

Or, some of us could write them for other fchatters and well known celebrities

Horse could finally admit that he paid the Winton timer off

PP could admit that he couldn't beat him with a car that had 200hp more

Carl could finally admit that HE was the Winton timer

I mean, ya dead, so who cares what people think and you could get those deep secrets off your chest

 

PP's obituary :

OK, firstly, I'd like to thank the one person I paid to turn up for actually honouring the contract !!

Secondly, to those that failed to turn up after taking the money VCAT is on it's way

Next, to my dear friend Ferrari****er, FOx246/308/F40/Boxer/355CH/328/GT4/308 you were a source of great amusement

To Carl, why did you betray me at Winton , I thought we were lovers and friends ??

To dad, thanks for all the cars

To Neurobeaker ..... you idiot

To Nico Rosberg ..... I truly love you and would have had your child

To ALL the fchatters .... you ACTUALLY believed anything I wrote ??dickheads !!

I'm glad I lived long enough to see Ferrari win a championship last year in the year of our Lord 3015

And finally to that idiot moretti who I sold that POS challenge too ...... what an idiot you are for buying that car

The end

 

I'm a FUNwit ??

 

You need to have some fun mate, life's too shor .......

 

I want to turn up to my funeral and ask why everyone is there ...... AFTER I hear what they've got to say about me !!

Then I can re-write my will

 

The ex-wives ..... to make sure I'm dead

 

I still haven't paid for the 355 yet

 

Whatever happened to Rest In Peace ??

At least I'll have a torch in the coffin to have a quiet read

 

FF said a funny thing to PP at AHG's funeral :

"looks like there's plenty of room, why don't you hop in ?"

Funny if it's true