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Ransome Note!

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  1. BartonWorkman

    BartonWorkman F1 Veteran
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    Someone please help! I have just received this ransome note, obviously written with a devious foreign hand.

    If anyone knows the where abouts of these kidnappers, we must find them now in order to get Paul's valve stem cover safely returned. Please do not alert the authories, the kidnappers have threatened the valve stem cover's life if they see the cops.

    BHW

    Dear Mr. Bianco:

    Ve have kindtnipped your Ferrari 360’s valve steem coovers. You have deesappined us und vee have ways of dealing weeth people who deesapoint us.

    Un order to make up for your deescrapaneicy und for not showing up at Rachel’s gentemens club, ve have absounded one valve steem coover and if you vish to see dees valve steem coover again you moost meet our demands.

    Zo, ve have decided that the next time vee meet at Rachaels gentemens club that you moost buy lap dances for each of de peoples you deesappointed.

    If deese demands are not met, you vill nehver see your valve steem coover again! If you tip off authories, the valve steem coover gets it.

    Vee vait to hear your response Mr. Bianco.

    Today your valve steem covers, tomorrow Cavallino red dye un your sweeming pool!

    Have und nize dey Zincrely: Dee Kindtnippers
     
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  3. paulie_b

    paulie_b F1 Veteran
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    whoever you are I give in to your demands. I am afraid of my other 3 Ferrari valve caps disappearing also. I agree to your terms.
    Please return my valve cap.
     
  4. writerguy

    writerguy F1 Veteran

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    I think the author must be one of those Nasty German Car guys...

    Either that or Elmer Fudd with a cold
     
  5. BartonWorkman

    BartonWorkman F1 Veteran
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    The kindtnippers (ur, uh) kidnappers just wrote me again. They seem
    pleased.

    BHW

    "Xzellent, xzellent you are schmardt mahn Mr. Bianco".
     
  6. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    I KNEW it had something to do with Rachel's. LOL

    Was Nika there that evening?
     
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  8. Cavallino Motors

    Cavallino Motors F1 World Champ
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    Speedy,
    Nika was at the restaurant, not at the club.

    Barton, I wonder who would do such a cruel zting?

    I guess Mr. B will get his valve covers back....

    You think the Squids have anyhting to do with that?
    What a cruel bunch.

    LOL
    Martin
     
  9. BartonWorkman

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    For some reason, the kidnappers insist that I have the hot little brunette
    for my lap dance.

    I dont want to upset these guys any more so please, honor this request!

    BHW
     
  10. paulie_b

    paulie_b F1 Veteran
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    Barton, if I can't supply a brunette what is your second choice? I need to pay back my debt.
    Like Don Corleone....when you need a favor, call me.
     
  11. thecarreaper

    thecarreaper F1 World Champ
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    LMAO! you guys rock!
     
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  13. paulie_b

    paulie_b F1 Veteran
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    what is LMAO? ....a secret code to the kidnappers?
     
  14. spyderman33

    spyderman33 Formula Junior

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    LMAO=laugh my ass off
     
  15. Roland E Linder

    Roland E Linder Formula 3

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    Reading the ransom letter, I would look toward Martin's place..
    That would explain his long trip (hidding) in Colorado...The letter wasn't from an Italian origine..That's my 5 cents in that matter.
    Roland
    F40LM
     
  16. Ksullender

    Ksullender Formula Junior

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    I just spotted a new posting for 'slightly used' Ferrari valve stem caps that have been 'recently acquired' on ebay. Perhaps there is a link with the kidnappers!
     
  17. Ksullender

    Ksullender Formula Junior

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    Does this resemble the kidnapped?
     
  18. paulie_b

    paulie_b F1 Veteran
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    OK Ken, I'm driving to Ft.Lauderdale!
     
  19. Cavallino Motors

    Cavallino Motors F1 World Champ
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    Me?????
    I have no clear recollection of any of these events! (Ronald Reagan, on Iran-Contra Senate hearing)
     
  20. Ksullender

    Ksullender Formula Junior

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    Don't look at me, I don't speak German.
     
  21. sindo308qv

    sindo308qv F1 Rookie

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    que? I no peekie inglish.
     
  22. Cavallino Motors

    Cavallino Motors F1 World Champ
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    Ach Ja,

    blame the immigrant.

    Zee eazi vay
     
  23. paulie_b

    paulie_b F1 Veteran
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    it must have been Martin that wrote the ransom note....the person could note spell!
     
  24. Cavallino Motors

    Cavallino Motors F1 World Champ
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    I am being convicted because my edumacation is nod dad goot?
     
  25. BartonWorkman

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    It seems like a conspiracy to me.

    Probably the FCA.

    BHW
     
  26. Cavallino Motors

    Cavallino Motors F1 World Champ
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    maybe the FOC, they are all after me....LOL
     
  27. BartonWorkman

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    LOL, snort.

    BHW
     
  28. paulie_b

    paulie_b F1 Veteran
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    when in doubt, shoot them all!
     

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