Saw this Ron Dennis translator on pitpass.com http://www.pitpass.com/src/fun/pitpass_fun_index.php I thought it was pretty funny. You have to use the right words but it does come up with some pretty funny stuff. Example: Input: Kimi's rear wing flew off at the German GP. The new Mclaren is quick, but it does have some problems. Output: Kimi's rear downforce inducing plane flew off at the German Grand Prix. The innovative Team West McLaren Mercedes is longitudinously rapid, however it does have a not inconsiderable amount of problems.