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  1. Spasso

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    From Road and Track, pg 17;

    FULSOME SERVICE
    The 'Berliner Kurier' reports that a German gas station is going all-out for it's patrons. Every Friday from 3 to 4 p.m., two comely-and topless-young 'Frauleins' not only pump fuel but squeegee customers' windshields.
    Business is booming.:p

    With the way prices have gone up around here..............................

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  3. formula1joe

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    There has to be some ordinace against that in the U.S. I can't believe nobody has tried it yet. I got dibs on the new chain, "Gas and Nip."
     
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    Quick Speedy where is that Thong Ferrari Service picture....
     
  5. ryalex

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    Insert gratuitous "headlights" joke here.

    Joe: Boob 'N Lube. Either that or T!ts & Gas.

    "Oh look, honey... we're down to 3/4 tank already. We'd better stop for more gas..."
     
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    Damn even more reason to move to europe.I'm sure it's included in the cost of gas over there.
     
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  8. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    #6 BigTex, Mar 19, 2004
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    Ask and ye shall recieve........... LOL! Sorry for delay, server was down, Rob's and MINE, what are the odds?

    "Can you check the oil, too honey?"
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  10. tbakowsky

    tbakowsky F1 World Champ
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    Here in Toronto a few years back there was a topless car wash. You drive your car in, remain inside, and a bevy of beauties would wash your car. The price was I think somwere in the 30 buck range, and aparently the wash really sucked. I beleive thats why they went out of business belive it or not.
     
  11. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Yea,..... getting nakedness AND perfomance at the same time is ALWAYS the problem!

    There was a topless bar in Dallas with the same scheme!
     
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  13. Tyler

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  14. DGS

    DGS Four Time F1 World Champ
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    The name "Hooters" is already in use. "Honkers" might be a bit too close. :D

    And Disney would probably object to calling a topless repair shop, "Tinker Belles".

    The city of Clearwater (FL) wound up passing an ordinance when roadside hot dog vendors starting wearing skimpy string bikinis, causing traffic jams on US 19.

    A radio announcer in competing tourist spot Virginia Beach was quick to point out that the ordinance required two pages to describe just what parts of the anatomy could not be shown, and questioned if they had that much trouble discovering where their butts were.

    In clearwater, this also lead to a bunch of T-shirts indicating that the cops were worrying about the wrong kind of crack.
     

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