What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag??? One's made of plastic and extremely dangerous to children and the other one you can carry shopping in.....
Michael Jackson has been commissioned by a Hong Kong Men's clothing firm to design a line of apparel. If successful, Michael will then get into boys pants.
This is an old one but still appropriate. Jackson and Elton John have recorded a new duet entitled "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me".
Have you heard about the new Michael Jackson candy bar? It's made of white chocolate, no nuts. What do MJ and a Big Mac have in common? 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs. During the Neverland raid, police found class As, class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C. Where's Michael going on holiday? He's off to Tampa with the kids. What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common? They both have boys briefs half-off
Michael's new movie...Close Encounters of the Third Grade" That was once a Roman Polanski joke....apropos? DL
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong moonwalks, and Michael Jackson fu*ks little boys.
Here's an oldie... Q: how do you know when MJ is entertaining guests? A: look for the Big Wheels parked in the driveway!
Though he hurried back to Vegas to work on his new book - "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing" - he stopped at K-Mart after he heard boys' pants were half-off. Image Unavailable, Please Login
Oh, man... Thes ejokes are horrible, tasteless and completely unnnecedsary... ...nd thgey're funny zs hell...!!!