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Sick M J Joke time........

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  1. tonyh

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    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag???






    One's made of plastic and extremely dangerous to children and the other one you can carry shopping in.....
     
  2. JOEV

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    Nice one Tony :) - so sad but true.
     
  3. enjoythemusic

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    Michael Jackson has been commissioned by a Hong Kong Men's clothing firm to design a line of apparel. If successful, Michael will then get into boys pants.
     
  4. benedict

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    This is an old one but still appropriate. Jackson and Elton John have recorded a new duet entitled "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me".
     
  5. jimpo1

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    Have you heard about the new Michael Jackson candy bar?
    It's made of white chocolate, no nuts.

    What do MJ and a Big Mac have in common?
    40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
     
  6. JOEV

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    Jimpo - the Big Mac one has made me nauseous - ugh!
     
  7. 134282

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    Oh ****...!
     
  8. mark_b

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    Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs.
    During the Neverland raid, police found class As,
    class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.

    Where's Michael going on holiday?
    He's off to Tampa with the kids.

    What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common?
    They both have boys briefs half-off
     
  9. darth550

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    Michael's new movie...Close Encounters of the Third Grade"

    That was once a Roman Polanski joke....apropos?

    DL
     
  10. TC (Houston)

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    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?



    Neil Armstrong moonwalks, and Michael Jackson fu*ks little boys.
     
  11. Greg G

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    Here's an oldie...

    Q: how do you know when MJ is entertaining guests?

    A: look for the Big Wheels parked in the driveway!
     
  12. lxmichaels

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    Exit stage left
     
  13. Chiaro_Slag

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    What's black and comes in a white can?
     
  14. ILuv4Res

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    MJ thought "boys to men" was a delivery service!!!
     
  15. Sfumato

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    When is it bedtime @ MJ's house??

    When the big hand touches the little hand....
     
  16. wax

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    Though he hurried back to Vegas to work on his new book - "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing" - he stopped at K-Mart after he heard boys' pants were half-off.
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  17. Agent Smith

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    How can you tell it's bedtime at the Neverland ranch?

    When the big hand touches the little hand
     
  18. Agent Smith

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    What does M J consider to be a perfect 10?

    2 five year olds
     
  19. 134282

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    Oh, man... Thes ejokes are horrible, tasteless and completely unnnecedsary...

    ...nd thgey're funny zs hell...!!! :)
     
  20. Miltonian

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    At Neverland Ranch, how do they separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar!
     
  21. Gilles27

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    How come MJ rushed over to Wal-Mart?


    He heard that boys clothes were half off.
     

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