News

Speed Kills

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by darth550, Dec 18, 2003.

  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 14, 2003
    58,135
    With Stu
    Full Name:
    St Mark
    A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand
    new Ferrari. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and
    it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a
    red light.

    An old man on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over
    at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there,
    sonny?"

    The young man replies, "A Ferrari. It cost half a million
    dollars!"

    "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
    much?"

    "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young
    man proudly.

    The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

    "No problem," replies the owner.

    So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then
    sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice
    car, all right... but I'll stick with my moped."

    Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man
    just what his car can do. He floors it, and within a few seconds the
    speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear
    view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see
    what it could be and suddenly, w-h-h-h-o-o-o-o-s-s-s-h-h-h!
    Something whips by him, going much faster!!

    "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man
    asks himself.

    He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then,
    up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped. Amazed
    that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and
    passes the moped at 275 mph.

    He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the
    old man gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of this old guy
    he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320
    mph. Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him
    again. The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do.
    Suddenly the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
    the rear. The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is
    still alive!

    He runs up to the old man and says, "Oh my God! Is there anything I
    can do for you?"

    The old man whispers with laboured breath, "Unhook... my suspenders
    ... from your side-view mirror..."==
    ________________________________________________

    DL
     
  2. Ferrari

    Ferrari Karting

    Nov 2, 2003
    205
    R O F L M A O
     
  3. Horsefly

    Horsefly F1 Veteran
    Rossa Subscribed

    May 14, 2002
    6,929
  4. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 14, 2003
    58,135
    With Stu
    Full Name:
    St Mark
    Sorry Arlie, I seem to remember some electrical wizard blacked out all of our high speed internet access that day...go figure :)

    DL
     

Share This Page