Spitzer Ferrari

Just so you do not become known to your dealership as "client number nine" -

 

Makes you wonder who is "number 1"

 

Well, she figures it's easier to be on the front page of the local paper when you get a major service bill than what Silda Spitzer just went through.

 

Apparently some of these Seven Diamonds go for $5500 an hour. Or about a buck fifty per second.

 

oil changes are more expensive ........probably more frequently than belt changes

BTW< does that included dealer signoffs on service

 

The joy of a Ferrari lasts forever.
The joy of a high end 7 diamond beauty lasts 10 seconds.

 

Can I get that pro-rated?

Jack

 

When I told my wife I wanted to buy a Ferrari she told me she couldn't care what I spent my money on as long as it made me happy and didn't have blond hair and blue eyes. Obviously she was ahead of the curve on this Spitzer thing

 

sounds like the age old 'lease vs buy' question (albeit a very short-term lease in the case of the hooker).

 

What if your bust it in 30-seconds? What do you do for the other 59 1/2 mins? Talk politics? Get a 1/2 off coupon for your next visit? Try a jump-start? Think about what you should have done, not what you did do? Cry?

 

Just like an engine out major on a 348 but without the negative repercussions...

 

Lol, better pop some blue and go for seconds

 

...do a self imposed bust before she arrives. That may add a few more minutes.

Client #1 is probably some dude from Dubai or S.A. no doubt. Probably while he stops over for board meetings at CitiGroup.

 

No p**sy is worth that much. NONE!

 

If these girls work a 40 hour week, 52 weeks a year, thats over a 11 mill in revenue. You have a bunch of girls, and the pimp could clear 100 million in straight-up cash.

 

not likely. they don't go for these cut rate hookers.

 

What I meant was that I would never pay that kind of cash (or any money for that matter) for some tush.

 

$5500 for an hour is a little bit steep for most of us that don't have a state's budget footing the bill. I'm just imagining how much an entrepreneurial pimp can bring in per year, I'm guessing the big players bring in close to 9 figures.

 

Meh!! When I was single, a good lay usually cost me dinner and a car ride back to her place.

 

I told my wife that my two mistresses are in the garage. Ferraris cost more up front but unlike women you get money back when you don't want them anymore. Women are very expensive to get rid of (sadly, I have 1st hand experience).

Dave

 

Bill Clinton?

 

Apparently our boy Elliott was more than a casual customer. Latest reports indicate he may have spent as much as $80k for "service".

 

Customer 9 was working the very high end of the market. What he was paying for was discretion and money trail is what ratted him out. Not so smart. High end services are usually used by high profile people who do not want to have to deal with a girl going to the National Enquirer for a story. Larry Flint and the National Enquirer pay big bucks for a story like that between $15,000 to $25,000. Washington DC and London have the most hookers per capita in the world. It is a big industry in DC, my exgirlfriend used to do bonage/SM play in DC she made some big $$$ working the high end of the market with sports celebs and high end gov types.

Most girls in the biz make about $150 a trick from a $350 escort which is the going price in DC. Asian massage parlors in DC are $125.00 for full service. That is where Customer 9 should have gone. The girls at the asian massage parlors are from Mongolian and would have no idea who he was. There is a lot of hype in the media about girls that charge several thousand dollars a trick most of that is bs like how expensive a rappers Ferrari costs on MTV cribs.