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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Actual Insurance Quotes from accident reports...

    I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law
    and headed over the embankment.

    Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I
    don't have.

    The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its
    intention.

    I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my
    head through it.

    I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

    A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

    The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times
    before I hit him.

    In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.

    I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I
    reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I
    did not see the other car.

    I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel
    and had an accident.

    I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my
    universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

    As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place
    where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in
    time to avoid the accident.

    To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a
    pedestrian.

    My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

    An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

    I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat
    found that I had a fractured skull.

    I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of
    the road when I struck him.

    The pedestrian had no idea which way to run so I ran over him.

    I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the
    roof of my car.

    The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car
    with a big mouth.

    I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in
    a ditch by some stray cows.
    __________________________________________

    DL
     
  2. thecarreaper

    thecarreaper F1 World Champ
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    needed that, thanks.....
     
  3. wax

    wax Four Time F1 World Champ
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    "I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."

    I'll never forget that face, either.
     
  4. Kds

    Kds F1 World Champ

    Darth550......

    My mother in-law is sitting about 10 feet from me.......and I just stopped laughing after reading the first sentence in your post. Great quotes..........funny that they are true too.
     
  5. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    :) :)

    DL
     

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