Studying Overseas in Austrailia

can't remember if this thread had anything useful...

Studying A Broad In Australia

 

keep lurking. you might learn a lot. don't ask any questions about driving replica F-cars though and you'll be fine.

 

is your name noel or leon, well if you go to
queensland they are full of rednecks
New south wales are full of muslim loving surfies
Victorians are full of Eddie
South Aussies are full of people in barrels in bank vaults
western aussies are full of rose hancocks types
Northern territorians are full if piss
and tasmanians are full of two headed serial killers


oh and if you go to the ACT.........well you will find they are full of themselves


and the ninth state new zealand.....well they are full of kiwi cum

 

Ive always liked this quote

"Adelaide, proof that Tasmanians can swim"

 

yes rose where art thou

 

she was just a tourist here, in between coming from the Philipines and moving to Toorak. hahaha

 

They tell me she was a good housekeeper...her specialty was a good polish

 

My first tip would be to learn how to spell "Australia"....

 

I picked that up also, but figured id cut him some slack, given that he didnt come here with a question like

"where do you all live"

or

"how much money do you all earn"

or

"what do you think of replica's"

hahaha

 

radio jock in Sydney use to refer to Adelaide as "Yass, with poofters"

Donny Dunstan may have influenced that statement

 

A journalist friend of mine when posted over here a few years ago would greet her Sydney friends at Adelaide airport with a cheery "Welcome to Dubbo!"

Ouch

 

but what would syderney siders know, they spend half their lives going over a bridge and the other half trying to come back

 

LOL, and dont we hate it...

We might not be so full of Eddie if he gets the gong for Channel 9 CEO though, cos then he'll be moving up to Sydney.

 

I prefer: "Adelaide, the only cemetery with lights..."

 

Usually you see them on roads, sometimes on racetracks but mainly on roads.

 

well, i've managed nearly 30 years here without having to eat much of the crap so no. but start getting your body used to beer, if you werk outdoors you'll have it in your thermos, if you get an office job, it's what we put in the water cooler.

 

you should order it but by no means try to eat it !!!

I never ate it for the first 20 years of my life and have avoided it since, use it for greasing your axles

also avoid Sadelaide at all costs, the rest of Australia does

all 14 of them are posting on this forum so you know the "quality" of the people there

 

ooh, b*tch!

 

yep and they're all me!

 

NAT urally

for the comms inclined amongst us, they will hopefully understand the escoteric implication here

 

that sticker has a resin on it that makes your car vanish

 

just got the sticker in the mail, LOVE IT!!

I get my car back tomorrow so will be attaching it then

does this mean we're married now ?

and can I have the GT4 when we split up ?

 

My sincere congrats to the married couple
Where abouts on the 308 are you goin to put that sticker john?