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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    25 Proverbs to a healthier life...

    1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

    2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

    3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going
    to a garage makes you a mechanic.

    4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never
    tried before.

    6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

    7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
    serious.

    8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

    9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
    program.

    10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
    trip.

    11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

    12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so
    good.

    13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

    14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

    15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

    16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

    17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the
    waist change places.

    18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

    19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
    before you need it.

    20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

    21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
    mistake when you make it again.

    22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

    23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

    24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
    world.

    25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall
    never cease to be amused.

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    DL
     
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  3. Gilles27

    Gilles27 F1 World Champ

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    Awesome list! I'm going to keep that one handy.
     
  4. Ferrari_UK

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    Some real truths in there !
     
  5. 134282

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    "A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

    NOW you're talkin'...! :)
     
  6. writerguy

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    5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.


    THAT is one to live with
     
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