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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Once upon a time there was a redhead hooker, who had a tattoo of
    Mikhael Gorbachev on one inner thigh and one of Ronald Reagan on the
    other. This hooker also had a rule: If a customer could recognize both
    of these gentlemen, he would get laid for free.

    One day she gets three customers in a row, an American, a Russian and
    a German. First, the American is presented with the hooker's tattoos
    and he immedately recognizes Ronald Reagan. "But the other fellow", he
    says annoyed, "I haven't ever seen..." So he has to pay...

    Second, the Russian customer takes a look at the hookers inner thighs,
    and recognizes Mikhael Gorbachev. "But that guy", he admits, "I've
    never seen before..." So he's gotta pay too...

    Last, the German guy takes a good, long look at the hookers
    tattoos, then shrugs and says:

    "The two guys on the sides I've never seen in my life. But the one in
    the middle with the red hair and the big lips... That's Boris Becker!"

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