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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    The car was pulled over by a highway patrol woman for speeding.

    As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes
    in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.

    "I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."

    "Well, show me," the officer demanded.

    The juggler took out the machetes and started juggling them; first
    three, then more until he was tossing seven at one time, overhand,
    underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show in the
    breakdown lane and amazing the officer.

    Just then, another car passed by. The driver did a double take,
    and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test
    they're giving now."

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