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The Absolute Funniest Thing You Will Read All Month!

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Forza1, Mar 29, 2004.

  1. Forza1

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    #1 Forza1, Mar 29, 2004

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  2. zjpj

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    #2 zjpj, Mar 29, 2004
    Holy **** it's been a really long time since I've laughed that hard.
    I'm still laughing
     
  3. 96impalaSS

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    #3 96impalaSS, Mar 29, 2004
    Sweet Jesus Christ thats hillarious. Oh my dear god HAHAHAHAHA.
     
  4. JSinNOLA

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    #4 JSinNOLA, Mar 29, 2004
    Disgusting........Genious! I am very conflicted about this right now:D
     
  5. 62 250 GTO

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    #5 62 250 GTO, Mar 29, 2004
    If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
     

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    #6 JSinNOLA, Mar 29, 2004
    Very DEEP THINKING 62...;)
     
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    #7 darth550, Mar 29, 2004
    ....And he goes and tells the whole world (on the internet) that he **** in his pants while getting some.

    Must be Aggie!

    DL

    PS I'm not from Texas
     
  8. TCM

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    #8 TCM, Mar 29, 2004
    Wow, that guy knows how to improvise!! I must commend him for that. Great find, thanks for sharing!
     
  9. Forza1

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    #9 Forza1, Mar 29, 2004
    That's what I was thinking. He's definitely a quick thinker. I mean, if you put yourself in that position, I'm not sure if I would come up with that. lol. Damn, just the thought of the thread makes me laugh.



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  10. 62 250 GTO

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    #10 62 250 GTO, Mar 29, 2004
    If she ever caught him doing that.... He would have wanted to jump out a window! Holy crap how freaking crazy!
     
  11. zjpj

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    #11 zjpj, Mar 29, 2004
    Passed it on to so friends, one of whom said that he heard the exact same story three years ago, his freshman year at Tufts...
    maybe bogus?
    Still hilarious
     
  12. Greg G

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    #12 Greg G, Mar 30, 2004
    Very funny post! Actually I had a similar, though NOT gross experience.

    A few years ago, I was staying @ the JW Marriott in DC with the wife. I never saw the chocolate mint that was placed on the pillow, and I wound up melting the thing while I slept. I couldnt understand why the room smelled like the Willie Wonka factory the next morning. We both freaked when I pulled back the covers - there was melted chocolate everwhere!

    I can only image what the maids mustve thought after we checked out. I left a big tip and split FAST.
     
  13. sjb509

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    #13 sjb509, Mar 30, 2004
    Linkie no workie
     
  14. 4re308

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    #14 4re308, Mar 30, 2004
    Dang, linkie STILL no workie.
     
  15. isellpower

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    #15 isellpower, Mar 30, 2004
    Se, se, linko no worko....
     
  16. udalmia

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    #16 udalmia, Mar 30, 2004
    can someone sum up what was in the link?
     
  17. tifosi69

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    #17 tifosi69, Mar 30, 2004
    LOL Hilarious!!
     
  18. lotustt

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    #18 lotustt, Mar 30, 2004
    Ya i read this story to like about a year ago, except the ending was slightly different. He claimed that it was a box of chocolate or something that they ended up rolling on and fell asleep. But he thought it was poop first and then was relieved it was only chocolate. So who knows how truthful the whole story is to begin with.
     

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