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The F Word-and when it's acceptable to use it-------

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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

    11. What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
    Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

    10. "What the @#$% was that?"
    Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

    9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
    Custer, 1877

    8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
    Einstein, 1938

    7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
    Picasso, 1926

    6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
    Pythagoras, 126 BC

    5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
    Michelangelo, 1566

    4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
    Amelia Earhart, 1937

    3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!"
    Noah, 4314 BC

    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
    Bill Clinton, 1999

    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
    Sadaam Hussein, 2003.
     
  2. ForzaFerrari

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    LOL...That's F***&&^ hilarious! :D
     
  3. Evolved

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    F$%K!

    -Anonymous individual I know who nailed his foot (with a nailgun) to a scaffold plank 5 stories up.
     
  4. davem

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    "My F#*!ing Mondial's clutch is gone"

    Me about a year ago.
     
  5. Dom

    Dom F1 Veteran
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    "Why the F$%K did Ferrari make that F$%King bolt so inaccessible"
     
  6. carl63_99

    carl63_99 Karting

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    Her, "Your order was canceled because we didn't verify the shipping and billing addresses."
    Me, "Oh F#$%!"
    Her, "I refuse to talk to you if you're going to cuss me out."
    Click.

    Now, if I'm the customer, and I'm ordering computers, and THEY can't connect thier data on orders, WTF should I do any business with them?
     
  7. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    "What the f_ck do you mean the page cannot be displayed...?!?"
    Me, when FerrariChat won't load...
    :)
     
  8. Enzo

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    LMAO!!!
     
  9. wax

    wax Four Time F1 World Champ
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    If you haven't seen Little Johnny jokes, you haven't lived.

    One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.

    First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

    "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

    "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.

    "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny.

    "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just #^@(ing beautiful!'"
     

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