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The Good, The Bad, The NNO

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by 007, Feb 6, 2004.

  1. 007

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    Brought this over from the OT movie lines thread since I've kind of made it Ferrari related now. Plus we all need a good chuckle around here.

    From: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

    Quote: Originally Posted by PradasPaPa

    "Wanted in fourteen counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice. Therefore, according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused here before us, Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez, known as 'the rat', or any other aliases he might go by to hang by the neck untill dead. May god have mercy on his soul, Proceed"

    Or the F-Chat version: by 007

    Wanted in fourteen Forums of this Board, the condemned is found guilty of the crimes of speeding, robbery of ferrari rides, and stores selling 1:64 models, the theft of sacred objects of Ferrari history, photgraphing garages, driving a Saturn, excessive forum posting, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and contrary to the laws of this Board, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice to win more Ferrari rides. Therefore, according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused here before us, DES Carbon NNO, known as 'the rat', or any other aliases he might go by, to hang out at F-Car dealerships begging for rides. May god have mercy on his soul, Proceed"
     
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  3. wax

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    What you mean, "We," white man?
     
  4. 007

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    NONE!! IT'S A JOKE! Satire. A parody of this very kind of thing. I'm just poking a little fun at the way some of the things have been going around here lately in an attempt to help people have a little chuckle and not take things so seriously.
     
  5. Brian C. Stradale

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    Of course, for NNO, a sentence that confines him to Ferrari dealerships getting rides in Ferraris is not exactly a negative thing! ;) And given how well he'd write up his experiences here for us all to enjoy, its a big positive for the rest of us.

    Let's do it!

    We just gotta figure out how to feed him... hmmmm...


    ;) :D
     
  6. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    Lock him in the Broom closet at one of the dealerships and slide pancakes, White Castle hamburger pattys (Might need to hijack a entire White Castle to fullfil his needs though ;)), and Tang powder underneath the crack at the bottom of the door.
     
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  8. redjeeper

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    I think we should sentence him to life with an Enzo and all the hot girls he can handle. Wait a minute, that was what I wanted to be sentenced to, sorry. :)
     
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    LMAO...! Wax, Tyler, it's all in good fun, but thanks...

    007, that was pretty funny...

    Impala, it would help if there were a White Castle next door to the dealership...:D
     
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