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  1. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Ahhh hot rodding youth....
     
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  3. maranelloman

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  4. UroTrash

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  5. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    I lost my luggage in nam!
     
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  6. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    I know and it's driving me ****ing insane. Luckily for me I got all this Crown Royal and it's summer so theres more than enoughparties going on everynight to help take my mind off of it.
    That and I'm actually gay and Miai is just a cover up. Oh ****. Oh ****. The cat's out of the bag,....... and I'm outta the closet!
     
    96impalaSS, Jun 2, 2004
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  7. MarkPDX

    MarkPDX F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    It may be the quantity of alchohol I have ingested but in light of the above comments your location is pretty damn funny :D
     
    MarkPDX, Jun 2, 2004
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  8. PeterS

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  9. PeterS

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    Nothing can be said when polititians speak! This shows the Republicans that the Demi's have a sense of humor on rare occasion...



    REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE

    6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell

    6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance

    6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)

    6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing

    6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment

    7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong

    7:35 PM Freedom Fries served

    7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's What's for Dinner

    8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next

    8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh

    8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children

    8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)

    8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future

    9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"

    9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong

    9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires

    9:30 PM break for secret meetings

    10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Cal Thomas

    10:15 PM Carl Rove Lecture: Doublespeak Made Simple

    10:30 PM Rumsfeld Lecture/Demonstration: How to Squint and Talk Macho Even When You Feel Squishy Inside

    10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare

    10:40 PM John Ashcroft Demonstration: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt

    10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans

    10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong

    10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy

    11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata

    11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult

    11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again

    11:35 PM Blame Clinton

    11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies

    11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself

    12:00 M Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
     
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  10. darth550

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    Then I guess your location applies..............

    DL
     
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  11. 62 250 GTO

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    Look at the red and green blocks.
    I think I saw this in grade 3. It was neat back then.
     
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    I was being facetious, he got it from my profile picture.
     
    UroTrash, Jun 3, 2004
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  13. normhuff

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    I have the strangest dreams anymore...
     
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  14. 62 250 GTO

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    I enjoy puzzels like that. My post came off as snobby.
     
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  15. redhead

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    Roses are red and ready for Plucking
    Girls out of High School ready for....












    College
     
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  16. darth550

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    The story concerns a butcher who went into a petshop. He fell in love with one of the seabirds. Alas, he had no money to spend, but the shop owner agreed to give him the bird in exchange for some of that delicious German sausage.

    I guess you could say he took a tern for the wurst!

    ____________________________________

    DL
     
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  17. wax

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    Some archived Lifeless Rhymes I wrote from 2001-'03:

    stand
    over yonder
    in the muck
    of quicksand
    you can't wander
    you're stuck


    No one around
    Not a sound
    No sight
    No day or night
    Beneath the ground


    'Twas dull
    and null,
    so dumb
    was numb-
    -skull


    Sit there
    without a care
    or emotion
    make no motion
    anywhere


    In a state of coma
    without aroma
    there's no smell
    May as well
    be in Oklahoma
     
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  18. 6.0 se

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    Yeah,I told you I stole it.At least I admitted it.I brought it mainstream though.lol
     
    6.0 se, Jun 3, 2004
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  19. UroTrash

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    Now don't go saying "stole", maybe you just borrowed a puzzle that I stole!! :)
     
    UroTrash, Jun 3, 2004
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  20. 6.0 se

    6.0 se F1 Rookie Lifetime Rossa

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    I have "REGRETS" over how I obtained the "puzzle of Life"
     
    6.0 se, Jun 3, 2004
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  21. maranelloman

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  22. WJHMH

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    POW!
     
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  23. Horsefly

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    It took me a few minutes to figure this one out. But I think that I've got it now. It's all an optical illusion. The two giant "triangles" aren't really triangles. The long slope is an optical illusion. It is not actually a straight line. Therefore, each alledged "triangle" is actually a 4 sided figure. By rearranging the elements to make the second "triangle" the area inside the new 4 sided figure is increased by a slight amount that is not discernable to the eye. That amount of increased area is equal to the area of one square.
    Do I win a prize?
     
    Horsefly, Jun 3, 2004
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  24. maranelloman

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    WINNER.

    Arlie, you are one smart sonuvabytch...
     
    maranelloman, Jun 3, 2004
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  25. 6.0 se

    6.0 se F1 Rookie Lifetime Rossa

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    Maranelloman:
    I stole your pic just now.In fact,I have stolen most pics you have posted.Do you have any more of this stuff I can steal?The sayings with chicks in them?
     
    6.0 se, Jun 3, 2004
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