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  1. RussianM3_dude

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    Homer - "Save me Jebus!!!"
     
  2. f355spider

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    Mrs. Krabapple: For your first science experiment take the worm...yes Ralph?

    Ralph: Teacher, I ate my worm...
     
  3. Dcup

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    i would love to cut your head off !!, oh wait that was oj simpson
     
  4. PrancingHorseFan

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    Homer to himself: "Now for that happy period between the lie and the time it's found out."
    also to himself: "No. Gotta read Marge's book. Can't get distracted. Distracted, that's a funny word. Does anyone ever get tracted? Better call a suicide hotline and ask them."
     
  5. youngtifosi

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    Homer: Save me Jebus!

    Homer: Mmmm, sacralicious!

    Otto: They call 'em fingers, but I've never seen 'em fing. Oh, wait, there they go!
     
  6. j15

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    homer: How many s's in innocent?
     
  7. Anthony_Ferrari

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    Homer: "Oh my God! Space Aliens! Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids! Eat them."

    Homer: "Quick operator, give me the number for 911!"
     
  8. JH

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    The episode where bart is in that boyband..

    Bart: Where you going Otto?
    Otto: Going to join the Navy
    Bart: Why?
    Otto: I don't know, Yvan eht nioj (pronounced: Ivan net nios) - Then read it backwards
     
  9. Mark(study)

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    Homer laying on the couch in his robe waiting for the football game to come on, as Marge drags kids out the door to church.

    Bart: "Why do WE have to go to church every Sunday and pray to, and praise God?"
    Homer: "Because GOD IS VERY INSECURE".
     
  10. FarmerDave

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    As Homer is toking prescription weed upstairs...


    Marge: Whats that smell?
    Lisa: It... smells like the art teacher's office.
     
  11. Mark(study)

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    McRib

    Homer: "This meat is soooo tastey... what part of the cow do you use?"
    Krusty: "Cow?... think smaller! way way smaller, and lots more legs"



    Krusty: "At Krusty Burgers....We feel good about offering a meat-like-substance and a cola-like-drink,...and our customer can still get change back for their $20.00"
     
  12. FarmerDave

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    The italian guy at the end of the episode that trades his Corvette for the last McRibwich on the planet:

    "I have-a de buyer's remorse."
     
  13. j15

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    Chief wiggum: Don't be alarmed, continue swimming naked..."
     
  14. BlueBiturbo

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    When Homer sings "The Saints Goes Marching In":

    And when the Saints
    And when the Saints
    And when the Saints
    Goes over there ....
     

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