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  1. darth550

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    Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps off
    Air Force One with two pigs under his arms. At the bottom of the steps,
    he says to the honor guardsman, "These are genuine Arkansas
    Razor-Back Hogs. I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary."

    The guardsman replies, "Nice swap, Sir."
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    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
    As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."
     
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