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  1. Philjay50

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    Jan 16, 2003
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    Chester, England
    Full Name:
    Philip
    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
    Delivered.
    Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
    would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER. He asked
    if they were willing to try it out.
    They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain
    transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain
    than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed,
    the Husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a
    notch.
    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband
    was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and
    was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for
    50%.
    The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was
    obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the
    doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy
    baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
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    When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
     
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