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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to
    be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific
    for a year.

    A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he
    wrote her a letter. "My love," he wrote "we are going to be apart for
    a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really
    not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that we're constantly
    surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a
    hobby of some kind I would not be tempted? "

    So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "why don't you learn to
    play this?" Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed
    back to his wife. "Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you into
    bed so that we make passionate love!"

    She kissed him and said, "First let's see you play that harmonica."

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    ^^^^^LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLMFAO
     

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