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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the shopping centre and ran to the toy shop and he asked the manager:
    "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"
    The Manager replied:
    "Which one? We have:
    'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95,
    'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95,
    'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95
    'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95,
    'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 and
    'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00."

    "Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?" the dad asked. "'Divorced Barbie' comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture.
     
  2. wax

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    I *know* this Ken guy.
     
  3. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    HAHA! Sorry, laugh not intended at anyone's expense.
     
  4. wax

    wax Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Grrrrrr - just kiddin'. *Reminds self: Kill Ex*

    I tell ya, Tone - you don't mind if I call ya "Tone," do ya? You deliver the goods. I've seen more new-to-me *and* funny jokes poisonally delivered by you than elsewhere, by a long, long shot.
     
  5. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Wax,
    Tone is cool with me ! I just wish this stuff was my material.... it's hawked mainly from emails me and my colleagues get.
    Tone
     
  6. PWehmer

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    Ken needed to hire a much better lawyer then Barbie.
    Best money spent.....
     
  7. beast

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    Reminds myself of my girlfriend license plate frame it goes "I want to be like Barbie...... The B#$@H has everything!"
     
  8. darth550

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    My wife and I are inseparable.
    --In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog.

    Why do men die before their wives?
    --They want to.

    Why do men pass gas more than women?
    --Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

    A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and
    said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
    --She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

    Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
    --Two mothers-in-law

    The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
    --I said, Dust!"

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  9. darth550

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    There's an Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters...

    The Englishman says " I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes".

    The Scotsman says " That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really
    shocked as I didn't even know she drank."

    With that the Irishman says " Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a cock."
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  10. amenasce

    amenasce Two Time F1 World Champ
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    LMAO ! :D
     
  11. Schatten

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    *fdlol* that rocks! thanks for sharing
     

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