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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by tonyh, Feb 5, 2004.

  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Dec 23, 2002
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    Tony H
    An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view
    was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional. "Y'know"
    said the Scot, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow
    there's a little bar called McTavish's where the owner
    will buy your 5th drink after you buy 4."

    "Well" said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman
    there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

    "Ahhh that's nothing" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's
    Ryan's bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a
    drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had
    enough they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the
    house."

    The Englishman and the Scot immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's
    claims. He swears every word is true. "Well" said the Englishman, "did
    this actually happen to you?" "No, not me personally," said the
    Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."
     
  2. sletti

    sletti F1 Veteran
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    Nov 19, 2003
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    A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system.

    ''As soon as I clock off'' he said, ''I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then shag the arse off that blonde stewardess.'' The horrified stewardess made a dash toward the cockpit, but tripped over in the aisle.

    A little old lady sitting there whispered, ''There's no need to hurry love, he said he was going to have a beer first.''
     

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