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  1. Lawrence Coppari

    Lawrence Coppari Formula 3

    Apr 29, 2002
    1,909
    Kingsport, TN
    Full Name:
    Lawrence A. Coppari
    Dear Tide:
    > > I'm writing to say what an excellent product your have! I've used it
    > > all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
    > >
    > > Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a
    > > month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My
    > > inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how
    > > clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
    > >
    > > One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his
    > > blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a
    > > bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip
    > > to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of Tide with bleach
    > > alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains
    > > came out!
    > >
    > > In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
    > > yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and
    > > then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered
    > > a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going
    > > through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I
    > > thank you, once again, for having such a great product.
    > >
    > > Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
    > >
     
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  3. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Dec 6, 2002
    73,162
    Houston, Texas
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    Bubba
    That'd be funny if it wasn't so true..

    We had an exotic dancer here in town put Hubby under the patio.
    They found him though. Over one hundred stab wounds, seemed she tied him down to the bed before going to work on him........

    I bet she used Tide..Hey! I do too! ;)
     
  4. lesterm

    lesterm Formula Junior

    Nov 3, 2003
    608
    Durham, NC
    No more 'Basic Instinct' for that girl!
     
  5. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Dec 6, 2002
    73,162
    Houston, Texas
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    Bubba
    She cried real tears as they loaded her out to the slammer.... said he was mean to her after the three on one group sex and all the cocaine....

    Jus' Imagine That!

    I think the main objection was the premeditated part with the candles and the rope restraints..but you should have seen the female prosecutor re enact it in court on a matress......she was pretty scary too.
     
  6. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Dec 6, 2002
    73,162
    Houston, Texas
    Full Name:
    Bubba
    If your sweetie has you dig a deep hole in the backyard, to put in a "Water feature"...........RUN! LOL!
     
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