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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of
    Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the
    service started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and
    talking about their lives, their families, etc.

    Suddenly, the Devil himself appeared in front of the congregation.
    Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance,
    trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil
    incarnate.

    Soon everyone was evacuated from the church except for one elderly
    gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious
    to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

    Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said,
    "Don't you know who I am?"

    The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

    Satan asked "Aren't you afraid of me?"

    "Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

    Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you
    afraid of me?"

    The man calmly replied, "I been married to your sister for 48 years."

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    DL
     
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  3. Prugna 328

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    I liked that one very much. Not to many have me laugh out loud but this got me!
     
  4. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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  5. ernie

    ernie Two Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL that was funny. Good one DL.
     

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