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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by formula1joe, May 4, 2004.

  1. formula1joe

    formula1joe Formula Junior

    Nov 3, 2003
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    Joe Bennett
    A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly -- he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

    "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
    After a moment of silence, he farted.
     
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  3. DMC

    DMC Formula 3

    Nov 15, 2002
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    Dean
    Wasn't this last Tuesday's joke too?
     
  4. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Mar 25, 2004
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    Steve.
    Very funny, but sadly true.
     

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