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Valentine Love Quotes...

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Jerrari, Feb 6, 2004.

  1. Jerrari

    Jerrari F1 Veteran

    Jul 24, 2001
    5,458
    Michigan
    Full Name:
    Jerry Wiersma
    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
    the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face.
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    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    ! ; This describes everything you are not.
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    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
    *******************************
    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life.
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    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.
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    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?
    ****************************! ************
    My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
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    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.
     
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  3. paulie_b

    paulie_b F1 Veteran
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    Jan 13, 2003
    6,792
    Jupiter, FL
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    Paul Bianco
    I'll have to use some of these next week in my wifes card!
     
  4. Jerrari

    Jerrari F1 Veteran

    Jul 24, 2001
    5,458
    Michigan
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    Jerry Wiersma
    Sorry Paulie, but Jerry will have to get a royalty for that. Rachel's this weekend? If so, ask them if they remember the "gay" guy that wouldn't accept a dance from Cav weekend!!
     
  5. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
    8,933
    NEW JERSEY
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    BRUCE WELLINGTON
    "LOVE IS BLIND, BUT THE NEIGHBORS AINT"
     
  6. Jerrari

    Jerrari F1 Veteran

    Jul 24, 2001
    5,458
    Michigan
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    Jerry Wiersma
    Actually mine are...they're fun to play tricks on for sure! Plus, they think I'm handsome.
     
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  8. TigerAce

    TigerAce Formula 3

    May 29, 2003
    1,793
    Dallas, TX
    Full Name:
    Yoshi Ace
    "A song will be a song when it is sung,
    a bell will be a bell when it is rung,
    and love will be love when it is given.
    Your gave me love to make me a whole"

    Dedicated to my wife when we got married.

    Yoshi Ace
     

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