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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

    Aug 3, 2002
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    Carbon McCoy
    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight
    up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing
    welfare. I'd really rather have a job.

    The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
    excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
    wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll
    have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
    clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
    expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a
    two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is
    $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!"

    The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it !!
     
  2. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 14, 2003
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    A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.
    "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive.
    In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double
    negative is still a negative. However, there is no language
    wherein a double positive can form a negative."

    A voice from the back of the room pipes up, "Yeah, right..."

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  3. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,617
    California
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    Carbon McCoy
    LMAO...!!!
     

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