Whale penis leather interior anyone?

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  1. 4re Nut

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    #2 4re Nut, Oct 27, 2009
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    Eek! I clicked thru to the source links and found these lovely tidbits...

    "Firstly, skin of a whale's penis -- the only piece of whale skin that can be tanned and made into leather. So it is easy to make penis color of Your choise. Secondly, as this car is unique and luxury - we decide to follow billionaire's luxurt traditions, one of this Onassis had his bar stools upholstered with foreskin harvested from whale penises..."

    link: http://dartz.eu/en/dartz_site_bankz/vip-armored-car/tree243_unnamed_alias

    Urban legend?...I hope!

    Pic is "Whale penis in Iceland Penis Museum"...
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  2. SoCal308GTSiQV

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    If my penis is used for seating, I only want it use on the passenger side! LOL
     
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    That is true about the stools being upholstered. I read an article about it somewhere, Robb Report??, and it clearly showed the pics of them.

    I can't possible see why anyone would want this.
     
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    Well, you can tell someone to sit on your penis and not get slapped!
     
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    Is that lamp made from the mythical "double cocked dog" Englishmen are always so fond of comparing their grins to?
     
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    #8 UroTrash, Oct 28, 2009
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    Dang. Amoung the images is a specimen from "Elmo" an Americam donor??!! Imagine donating your John Thomas to the Islandic Phallus museum.

    "Donor: Mr. Stan Underwood" Way to go Stan!!!
     
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    "ARI'S BAR

    Perhaps the most famous spot on board, John F. Kennedy first met Sir Winston Churchill in Ari's Bar in 1957. The intricately detailed bar contains barrels and sea chests hinting of pirate treasure, whaling harpoons and an illustrated wall map of the world. The circular bar itself was originally crafted from the timbers of a Spanish Galleon, wound with heavy sailing rope and is adorned with footrests and handholds of ornately carved whales' teeth. It features a glass top over a lighted relief of the sea, which depicts the development of ships through history with tiny model ships that can be moved around by magnets. The barstools are covered in whale foreskin, a fact that Onassis delighted in telling his guests."
     
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    :D:D That made me laugh.
     
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    Is that Mermaid ******l Wallpaper?
     
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    OK, now lets say you have some Alacantara and dye it in an unusual pattern...couldn't you claim it was tanned whale penis skin? Who is going to check?
     
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    Why, a Whale Warden, of course.
     
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    AW NAW HELL NAW MAN YAW UP AND DONE IT!!!
     
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    http://www.autoblog.com/2009/11/10/foreskin-removal-dartz-prombron-drops-the-whale-penis/#continued

    "...We just looking for most expensive products for this car - and that's why we choosed whale penis leathure when we checked it is most of most. After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all. We will focus on world most advanced nanotechnologies to achieve interior highest quality using artificial materials which also was never used for cars. We want to tell our hello to all whales: "Our Sea Brothers! We all know that earth are stand on three whales - we will keep You live! We don't Earth fall down to Ocean!"..."
     
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    #16 4re Nut, Dec 9, 2009
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    link: http://www.autoblog.com/2009/12/09/dartz-creates-car-to-commemorate-russian-suv-whale-penis-debacle/

    snippet: "...They wanted to use whale foreskin. Why? Well, it's been said that Aristotle Onassis had the bar stools on one of his yachts clothed in sperm whale foreskin. Why did Mr. Onassis do that? Sperm whale foreskin is supposedly the softest leather on earth...massive international save the whales (and their penises) outcry led by none other than Pamela Anderson...Dartz backpedaled, cut the whale foreskin (so to speak) and then decided to build a special Volga (above) thanking Pam Anderson for helping to save the whales..."
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