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What's your sign?????????????

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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    What sign are you?

    ARIES
    You tend to be a headstrong and deliberate in your actions.
    Basically you don't give a **** about anyone. Most people hate you
    but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.

    TAURUS
    Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get
    on well with most people because you're bisexual. You
    hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

    GEMINI
    Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character.
    Simply your a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fvcking
    weirdo, the type of person who'd kill themselves to win a bet.

    CANCER
    You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making
    money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's
    limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

    LEO
    The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to
    try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden
    snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the
    welfare.

    VIRGO
    You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them.
    But you're prone to bull$hitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo
    men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

    LIBRA
    You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges.
    This makes you an *******. For your entire life people will make a
    complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

    SCORPIO
    You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles.
    However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals
    and love picking your nose. You always have snot on your clothes.

    SAGITTARIUS
    You are the romantic type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts.
    You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive
    on incest.

    CAPRICORN
    You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quite type. A
    mean self-centred $hite and a closet homosexual. Your best friend
    is probably an altar boy.

    AQUARIUS
    You are the academic type and will probably end up working in
    the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the
    least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy
    wearing fishnet tights.

    PISCES
    You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation.
    You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world.
    Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will
    continually fail. You're a prick.
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    DL
     
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  3. PeterS

    PeterS Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Gee.....Which one would be Gary Green?
     
  4. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    im AQUARIUS i guees theres some stuff im not telling you guys.
     
  5. luke9583

    luke9583 Formula 3

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    as a male virgo... apparently im' queer. do you think I could site this page as an excuse to get my g/f to leave me alone.
     

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