News

Why I am always so tired !!!

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by FLATOUTRACING, Apr 1, 2004.

  1. FLATOUTRACING

    FLATOUTRACING F1 Rookie

    Aug 20, 2001
    2,684
    East Coast
    Full Name:
    Jon K.
    WHY I'M TIRED.......

    For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason I'm tired is because I'm overworked.


    Here's why:


    a. The population of this country is 273 million.


    b. 140 million are retired.


    c. That leaves 133 million to do the work.


    d. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.


    e. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.


    f. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing the Taliban.


    g. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.


    h. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and City governments.


    i. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.


    j. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,


    k. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.


    l. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.


    That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are ...sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice, real nice !!


    Regards,

    Jon P. Kofod
    www.flatoutracing.net
     
  2. To remove this ad click here.

  3. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
  4. formula1joe

    formula1joe Formula Junior

    Nov 3, 2003
    436
    Atlanta, GA
    Full Name:
    Joe Bennett
    very funny.
     
  5. tifosi69

    tifosi69 Formula 3

    Dec 23, 2003
    1,671
    Atlanta, Ga.
    Full Name:
    Al-Al Cool J
    Hilarious, downright HILARIOUS!!! LOL
     
  6. Tyler

    Tyler F1 Rookie

    Dec 19, 2001
    4,274
    dusty old farm town
    Full Name:
    Tyler
  7. To remove this ad click here.

  8. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ
    Rossa Subscribed Owner

    Apr 3, 2001
    11,237
    Austin, TX
    Full Name:
    Randy
    good one. but between you sitting there on your ass and me, posting on fchat, we'll never be able to start a successful revolution, or even a half-successful one.
     
  9. Aureus

    Aureus Formula 3

    That is, by far, the best example of faulty reasoning I have ever seen :)
     
  10. vraa

    vraa Formula 3
    Rossa Subscribed

    Oct 31, 2003
    1,950
    Texas
    Full Name:
    Mr. A
    Hah. I'm doing work, this is my job. I am a professional post whore!
     

Share This Page