I don't understand them, they're not from Venus , that's too close, it's got to be at least a galaxy away I think this is why men love their cars so much .......... just sayin
I've been married closing in on 20 years. 9 times out of 10, I have no idea what the heck she's saying or thinking. In fact, the last clear and concise thing she said to me was "You work hard, you deserve a Ferrari". So, I bought one right away! T
Married 8 years to the first, 2 years with #2 and only a few months from 25 with #3 ............... still know eye deer and anyone that says they do are lying They're strange cattle but for some weird reason I'm attracted , sorry Carl
There are two ways to handle women, and nobody knows either of them. Once you understand that, you can relax a little!
When people ask me why I don't have a husband I reply "I have a Ferrari - it's more reliable." No one ever disputes the wisdom of that.
It's not that easy, I can remember living with this woman who use to sing at clubs and she asked me one night to be brutally honest about her singing, as to whether it was getting better ..... stupidly I replied with the truth and she didn't speak to me for 3 days and whenever I asked what was wrong I got the "Nothing !!" response , then eventually she said I reckoned she was hopeless and everything went back to normal. I thought I'd return serve with the silent treatment and respond the same with "Nothing!!" to see how she'd react ......... yelling and screaming while throwing plates and cups at me was how it unfolded I left for a few days for her to calm down It's like the old story of your wife giving you two ties for xmas and when you go out next you put one on and she says "So, you don't like the other tie!!!???"
LOL. I like this classic meme. Image Unavailable, Please Login When my wife & I agree - we do it my way. When we disagree - we do it her way! T
Don’t attempt to understand them Just enjoy the fringe benefits Sent from my iPhone using FerrariChat.com mobile app
Between Tinder, internet porn, strip clubs, short stay hotels, LasVegas holidays and a Ferrari, one can find a pretty good substitute to shacking up with a woman. And all the previously mentioned are one hell of a lot cheaper too.
