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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific road accident but
    miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without
    a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when a policeman arrived.

    "My God!" the policeman gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion
    that was jumped on by an elephant. Are you OK Miss?"

    "Yes, Officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.

    "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he
    surveyed the wrecked car.

    "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was
    driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree pops up
    in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another
    tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved
    to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and
    there was ...."

    "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree
    on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back
    and forth."

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    DL
     
  2. tifosi69

    tifosi69 Formula 3

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    LOL, gotta pass that one on !!
     
  3. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

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    To get out of that ticket she had better "use" the lipstick.
     

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