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You Bought A Lemon (Lambo) of a Car When . . .

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  1. TestShoot

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    You notice that the car phone they threw in "for free" has a direct line to Harry's Towing Company.

    The booster cables are not in the trunk but are permanently soldered to the battery.

    You get a "Good Luck" card from the previous owner.

    As you drive up to a service station for gas, the mechanic opens the big door to the service bay and waves you in.

    When you leave for work the next morning, you notice a tow truck parked about a block from your driveway. As you drive by, it silently falls in behind you.

    The little "Service Engine" warning signal in the dashboard comes on and reads "It's Me Again."
     
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  3. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    LMAO...!!!
     
  4. tifosi69

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    Oh Yeah !!! To think, this is what Allan Lambo has to live with each and every day !!!
     
  5. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    Yes, this is what i have to live with. I kick myself everyday for buying that damn 355!
     
  6. tifosi69

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    LOL LOL LOL !!
     
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  8. judge4re

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    If its such a turd, sell it.
     
  9. vraa

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    Not even his dog will take it :)
     
  10. bluekawala

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    LMAO!!!! This site kicks @$$!
     
  11. MARQ

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