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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and,
    as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby.
    When he got to the first one, he asked the madam, "Is this a union
    house?"

    "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

    "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

    "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."

    Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down
    the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

    His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the
    madame responded,

    "Why yes sir, this IS a union house."

    The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
    "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

    "That's more like it!" the UPS man said. He looked around the room
    and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for
    the night."

    "I'm sure you would, sir," said the madame, then, gesturing to an
    obese fifty-five year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has
    seniority."

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  3. formula1joe

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