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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. Whilst in the
    lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a
    cognac. I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying
    to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late.

    Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr Gates and introduced
    myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important
    business and how I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick
    "hello Peter" at me when I was with my client. He kindly agreed.

    Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap
    on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at
    him. He said, "Hi Peter, what's happening?" To which I replied, "F*ck
    off Gates, Can't you see I'm in a meeting".

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  3. icars

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    Great story! Laugh of the day. :)
     
  4. 62 250 GTO

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    Use people to make yourself feel better. That's what I always say.
     
  5. udalmia

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    well im too sleepy to comprehend how much of that was true, but i am a big fan of bill gates' and i didnt know he drank alcohol, if i remember from the road ahead , he just drank milk
     
  6. robiferretti

    robiferretti F1 Rookie

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    i like gates too
     
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  8. SefacHotRodder

    SefacHotRodder F1 World Champ

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    haha. awesome :D
     
  9. BWS550

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    LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU NEED A TAP ON YOUR SHOULDER TOO

    BRUCE WELLINGTON, HONORARY VP OF ENERGIZER BATTERY CO.
     
  10. whart

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    That same scenario used to be told about Frank Sinatra. I think Gates is safer. Did you really do that, or are you just pulling us?
     
  11. SefacHotRodder

    SefacHotRodder F1 World Champ

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    BWS88, You are? Awesome.


    Btw, your batteries rock! :)
     
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  13. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

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    YES I AM....NO BIG DEAL..STILL TAKE OUT MY OWN GARBAGE AND DRIVE MY KIDS TO SCHOOL :)
     
  14. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Bill, it's an old joke... He didn't really do this; hell, he wasn't in Seattle any time recently, either... i've heard this joke with other celebrity's names in place of Gates... There was even a beer commercial with a celebrity in it that went exactly along the lines of this joke...
     
  15. SefacHotRodder

    SefacHotRodder F1 World Champ

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    Thats cool
     
  16. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

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    4TH GENERATION IN THE BIZ........
     
  17. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ
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    well dammit, I enjoyed it! =D
     
  18. F360@20

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    Wait! Are you jk? you really told bill gates to f off, and if so did he know you were?
     
  19. redhead

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    #16 redhead, Jan 23, 2004
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    Come on people...its in the first line.

    When do you think the last time Mr. Gates was in any VIP lounge? He drives onto the tramac and is in his plane whilst you sip your congnac from the VIP lounge.
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  20. peterp

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    True, but since Linux came out he's been hitting the hard stuff.
     
  21. wax

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    People tell me "Funk off" all the time. I'm special.
     

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