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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. 365GTC/4

    365GTC/4 F1 Rookie

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  4. 365GTC/4

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    So you will be looking for ones "with crown" now?? You and Carl can go dutch on that.
     
    365GTC/4, Jul 20, 2013
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  5. Aircon

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    So you're in the Dumb?
     
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  7. moretti

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    Can't your stupid app spell METRES !!!????
     
    moretti, Jul 21, 2013
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  8. Aircon

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    Obviously written by someone who has never had children :rolleyes:
     
    360C, Jul 23, 2013
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  10. Aircon

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  11. Aircon

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    Ian B was surprised at how much he enjoyed eating pap tonight.
     
    Aircon, Jul 23, 2013
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  12. moretti

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    Was he drinking again ??
     
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  13. Aircon

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    You need to ask??
     
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    Bloody hell! :eek::eek:
     
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  15. wrxmike

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    A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.
    However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,

    "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside,

    "Is that really true about your father?"

    "No," the boy said, "He works for the Labor Party and is helping to get Kevin Rudd re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."
     
    wrxmike, Jul 24, 2013
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    LOL ... :D
    Pete
     
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  17. moretti

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    Oh god, that is one of the oldest jokes in the world, simply replace that with Michael Clarke and the Aussie cricket team in a few weeks .....................
     
    moretti, Jul 24, 2013
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  18. Aircon

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  19. moretti

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    cavemen didn't have alcohol
     
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  20. Aircon

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    Well, you'd certainly remember.
     
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  21. moretti

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    Millard told me
     
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  22. Aircon

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    lol
     
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    A man arrives in the Emergency Department with six plastic toy horses up his rectum. Doctors describe his condition as stable....
     
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  24. Aircon

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    *sigh*

    it's not a Koala Bear!!!
     
    Aircon, Jul 25, 2013
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  25. jmillard308

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    Fixerated
     
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