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  1. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Correct on both counts I'd say.
     
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  2. moretti

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    that clip has been on here a few times before with nothing said

    I saw the HTFU shop opposite Flinders St station is still open ... obviously not franchised in Texas :p
     
    moretti, Oct 12, 2012
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  3. Horse

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    I posted it in the F1 section once and it was deleted.
     
    Horse, Oct 12, 2012
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  4. moretti

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    pack of girls ... they should HTFU :p
     
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  6. FazzerPorscheman

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    Smelbourne. "shakes head"
     
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    I don't get all the wailing and gnashing of teeth about the Sook not returning? Where's the loss? Frankly he can dish it out, but he can't take it. I know he has some great knowledge about cars and racing in the past, but so do lots of other folk; no one's indispensible.
     
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    Besides, he hasn't QUITE gone away... curious thing happened when I was doing a search for something, I noticed some posts came from "ferrarinw2" but where these posts were quoted the post was attributed to.... guess who? Aren't multiple personalities against the forum rules? Last visit was 8 October.
     
    kerrari, Oct 13, 2012
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    *sigh*

    you're a bit slow, aren't you?
     
    Aircon, Oct 13, 2012
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    LOL! Sometimes!
     
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    First world problems

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN2WzQzxuoA[/ame]
     
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    Were you wearing you blue T shirt. That might explain it.
    Maybe you should have gone for the Greekish lamb.
     
    575, Oct 20, 2012
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    LOL "shut the full cup"

    that's as good as "you fat aussie" :)
     
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    Bah, we don't dress like that at all.

    We're showing of the branded waist band, so therefore the underwear has to be all the way up.
     
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    There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
    She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. ‘You impotent bastard!’ she screamed at him, ‘how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!’
    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, ‘I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids.’
     
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    A brunette tells her blonde sister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."

    The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
     
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