Post a fact that, through experience, you are [sometimes painfully] aware of

there are no givens in baseball.

 

If you like to show off with not holding the handlebar while riding a bike, unclip your legs from the pedals so that you and the bike can separate if you fall.

 

It's better to remove the plastic bag containing the giblets BEFORE you cook the turkey.

 

It is, what it is.

 

this is the definitive response to this thread,

 

When you're on a week long motorcycle trip and you have luggage strapped to your backseat, repeated wheelies WILL throw said luggage bag off the bike. With the forces enacted on your bike and body at that moment, you will NOT notice that you have lost your luggage until the next gas stop.

Bill

 

just because her name is tricia, doesn't mean she's a girl...

 

when a stripper says she likes you, odds are she's probably lying,

 

A compressed air cartridge, the kind used in a BB gun, will propel itself through the front-windshield of a late-model Jeep Cherokee parked 50 yards away as if that windshield were made of paper if you shoot the tip off said cartridge with said BB gun.

Owner of said Jeep Cherokee WILL not find as much amusement in this as you do.

Bill

 

Wax? Winner?
Or was this a ''no wagering please'' thread?

 

Uncle Bob & Papa-re...those two were a bad pair.
Not that I know...really.
Not my life. Maybe Tricia's.
Simon? Intoductions?
cheer,
RE

 

A plastic lawn chair will NOT hold two people especially if one of those people is giving the other a lap dance.

 

Your girlfriend is not alway honest when she says she is on the pill and NEVER FORGETS to take them.

 

"No one will ever know" is quite often a false statement.

 

i will always refuse to believe this lol....

 

so true....

 

Then how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? No one(The world may) will (n)ever know

Family Guy:

Boy: Mr. Toad, how many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?
(Prison bars suddenly slam over the image.)
Narrator: Just one.

 

Unless you're actually a cowboy, you look RIDICULOUS in a cowboy hat. No, you don't look like the Marlboro man or a model from a beer commercial. You look like a doofus/pig in a cowboy hat. Take it off and save yourself an evening's worth of embarrassment.

 

I know quite a few sheriff's that would disagree LOL but your not from Texas nor will you ever be a Texan so I can sympathize with your opinion.

 

Yeah--up here they're more the "Yuppie-kai-yay" types. You'd have a good laugh, trust me.

 

I feel your pain believe me LOL!

 

ALWAYS resist the natural urge to catch a falling soldering iron as it tumbles off your work bench!

 

An official Major League Baseball costs $12.99 at Sports Authority. Don't make an ass out of yourself for a souvenir

 

hahahaha